Okaeri! Chibi-Robo! Happy Richie Ōsōji!

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Repimped up from "Chibi Robo Kool as fuck Rich Big sweep".

Da Box art fo' "Chibi-Robo! Clean Sweep".

Chibi Robo! Clean Sweep or おかえり!ちびロボ!ハッピーリッチー大そうじ!literally meaning, "Welcome home Chibi-Robo! Happy, Rich Big Sweep" be a Nintendo DS game dat was busted out exclusively up in Japan on July 23rd, 2009. Da game revolves round a Chibi-Robo who helps up wit a now grown Jizzy from Chibi-Robo! Plug tha fuck into Adventure! whoz ass now has a cold-ass lil crew of her own.

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Da first cutscene takes place up in a wrecked building. Chibi-Robo is stranded there wit only 6 watts left yo. Dude looks round fo' a outlet n' detects one far from him, only fo' tha outlet ta be blocked by a vent. Chibi-Robo sees another one, n' headz toward dat shit. When he gets ta tha outlet, it gets blocked by another vent. Then he realizes dat schmoooove muthafucka has no watts left, collapses, n' shuts off. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Someone speaks while Chibi-Robo is dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude is then recharged n' wakes up again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude findz his dirty ass up in a Chibi-Doggy Den yo. Dude looks all up in tha one whoz ass brought his ass there, then round tha Chibi-House. Da 'someone' introduces his dirty ass n' say his name is Telly.

Gameplay

Unlike its predecessor, Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol, Clean Sweep takes gameplay back ta its roots, focusin on cleanin tha doggy den n' explorin it fo' Moolah n' Kool as fuck points fo' realz. A freshly smoked up feature within tha game is tha mobilitizzle ta Vacuum dust, which is done by pluggin tha fuck into a outlet, givin you tha juice needed ta do tha chore, only bein limited by yo' cord size, which is customizable, n' amount of juice which be available fo' tha house. Electricitizzle aint a gangbangin' free thang, as juice fo' tha doggy den is collected by compactin trash, givin garbage a whole freshly smoked up importizzle beyond obtainin aiiight points, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Movin round up in game is done by rockin tha bust a nut on screen, rather than tha D-Pad like up in Park Patrol, meanin dat tha actual game is displayed on tha lower screen, n' not tha top. Da camera is controlled by tha D pad n' ABXY buttons, while shit is toggled all up in tha L n' R buttons. 

Toys

In Clean Sweep, there be a whole freshly smoked up cast of toys, includin some originals dat apparently have "stayed back" since last peeped up in Plug tha fuck into Adventure.

Iberiko-(ポークはイベリコ "Poku wa Iberiko" up in Japanese) An action figure which resemblez a pig five-o fool yo. Dude be apparently tha mascot of a funky-ass brand of potato chips, n' acts as tha authoritizzle up in tha doggy den at night, much like Drake Redcrest, patrollin tha livin room n' meetin Chibi there up in tha beginnin of tha game.

Jacked Rangers- Da Jacked rangers make they third appearizzle up in tha series, dis time includin tha orginal thugz of tha platoon, also including Sarge, tha original gangsta leader from Plug tha fuck into Adventure. They is livin underground n' wear minin basebizzle caps wit flash lights attached ta dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Habanero-(ハバネロ ザ ジャイァント "Habanerozajainto" in Japanese, or, "Habenero tha Giant") An action figure dat is based off of a gangbangin' hyped wrestla n' shiznit yo. Dude is owned by Jennyz son, whoz ass keeps his ass up in his bangin room where dat schmoooove muthafucka has other wrestlin related toys yo. Dude often hurts his wild lil' foot when tryin ta preform wrestlin moves.

Acapella-(アカペラ "Akapera" in Japanese) An alarm Clock dat resemblez a tropical bird residin up in Jennyz Bedroom yo. His trip is ta Have a funky-ass dope rappin voice.

Mesa-(メーサ "Mesa" up in Japanese) A toy shark dat resides up in tha Kitchen sink. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch loves ta smoke tomatoes.

Ketchup-(ケチャップ "Kechappu" up in Japanese) A toy dat seems ta have a interest up in botany, livin up in tha garden n' playin a guitar.

Skullton-(スカルトン "Sukaruton" up in Japanese) A golden, decorated skull toy bustin a top hat yo. Dude randomly appears round tha house.

Enemies

Like tha previous games, there be enemies present within tha game. Da enemies up in game is referred ta as Ghosts, or "ゴースト" up in Japanese n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They reside inside tha housez attic up in a Casino run by they boss "Don Ghost", a mobsta boss whoz ass collects various high-rollin' objects n' expandz his casino empire up in tha attic fo' realz. All sea foam chronic pimps is subordinatez of Don pimp, bustin his biddin by hustlin all up in tha casinos, actin as gangbangin muthafuckas, n' servin his muthafuckin ass. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat there be rouge pimps on tha surface up in tha doggy den dat is comprised of filth. These pimps is straight-up shitty towardz Chibi-Robo n' will battle his ass by swarmin onto him, drainin his wild lil' fuckin juice up until empty unless tha playa fights back by swishin tha stylus back n' forth across tha lower screen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ghosts can be neutralized n' taken down by nuff methods, like fuckin hittin dem wit tha Chibi Plug, blastin at dem wit tha Popo Outfit, or suckin dem up in wit tha vacuum.

Trivia

  • This is tha straight-up original gangsta game where tha Chibi-Plug is used fo' combat.
  • Some animation, noize n' soundz is reused from previous games.
  • Lotz of aspects from dis game would soon make it tha fuck into future games, like fuckin tha watt reservation mechanic, n' item mailing.
  • This game has not yet been busted out anywhere other than Japan.
    • But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a Gangsta patch was been made by hustlas n' publicly busted out April 13, 2016