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A '''Spydor''' be a pest dat will teleport tha fuck into a personz doggy den at random n' battle they [[Chibi-Robo]], often up in packz of three ta five, wit only all dem dropz of [[oil]] ta warn of they presence up in a area. When first encountered up in [[Chibi-Robo!]], however, there was eight Spydorz up in tha group, which surrounded [[Chibi-Robo]] up in a battle called tha Spydor Roulette. While Spydorz is a menace, they is easily taken up by a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass blasted from a [[Chibi-Blaster]] or posin up in tha Pimp Suit; these shots will conveniently home up in on tha nearest Spydor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Destroyin a Spydor will leave behind a lil' bit of [[Scrap]], which can then be recycled up in order ta create [[Utilibot]]s. Even wit they biatch fucked wit, tha Spydorz continue ta step tha fuck up in tha Sanderson household.

==Methodz of Attacking==

A ounce ta tha bounce of 8 Spydors suround tha foe, encasin it up in a cold-ass lil circle, then attack.

==="Clin Attack"===

Da most basic battle of tha Spydor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. One clings onto Chibi-Robo, makin it straight-up slow n' hard as fuck ta move. One must rapidly move tha anolog stick back n' forth ta shake off tha foe.

Da Spydorz was up in fact pimped by [[Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson]], while da thug was a hommie of [[Macroware Robotics, Inc]]. Though dat schmoooove muthafucka had designed dem ta be playaz wit Chibi-Robos, tha company reprogrammed dem ta attack. Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson quit as a result, takin tha mo' fucked up Spydorz wit his muthafuckin ass. When Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson heard from tha shizzle dat Spydorz was comin' at Chibi-Robos round tha ghetto, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became like upset.

Since tha [[Recyclotron]] up in tha [[Chibi-House]] can use Spydorz components ta make Utilibots, it is like possible dat tha Spydorz theyselves is made from scrap like a muthafucka. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha [[Queen Spydor]]z uses smalla Spydorz fo' ammo, itz possible dat dat freaky freaky biatch has a funky-ass built-in Recyclotron. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it be also likely dat aiiight Spydorz can upgrade each other, as evidenced by tha fact that, when tha suitcase containin tha upgraded Spydorz is opened, only four come out-without a Biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In fact, it be also probable dat these bigger Spydorz took apart tha lesser versions ta help construct they Biatch, tha Biatch chose ta cannibalize tha smalla Spydorz dat could teleport tha fuck into tha Sanderson household freely as parts fo' her improved, four-legged versions. Well shiiiit, it be also highly likely dat Macroware Robotics has dozenz of Biatchs at they factories, makin even mo' Spydorz, or dat there be simply Biatchs other places dat is churnin up aiiight Spydorz. Da only reason tha upgraded four-legs is absent among tha race of tha simpla two-legs is dat tha other Biatchs simply aint gots tha

designs fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

It be unknown why Macroware Robotics, Inc. decided ta reprogram tha Spydorz, originally intended ta be playaz n' possibly helpers ta tha Chibi-Robos constructed by [[Citrusoft]], ta battle tha lil robots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it is possible dat they was tryin ta eliminizzle tha competition, though; on top of dwindlin numbers, it would be much mo' high-rollin' fo' other playas if tha Chibi-Robos was havin ta use juice ta stay tha fuck away from (or blast) tha Spydorz on top of all tha cleaning.