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[[Image:583171 20050516 screen009.jpg|embed|thumb|right|400px|Tao chewin on [[Sophie]]]]

'''Tao''' is tha [[Sandersons|Sanderson]]s' dawg whoz ass is like fond of [[Dawg Bone]]s. Bringin his ass [[Dawg Bone | Dawg Bones]] is shizzle ta please his muthafuckin ass. [[Chibi-Robo]] can rap wit his ass rockin tha [[Tao Suit]], which resemblez Tao yo. Dude kidnapped [[Private Memphis]] n' caused [[Sarge]] ta lose his wild lil' fuckin eye yo. Dude has been hated by tha [[Jacked Ranger]]s eva since yo. Dude has a funky-ass bauble on his collar dat gotz nuff Memphis, of tha free rangers. Memphis' dawg tags is up in Taoz dawg house. Tao spendz most of his cold-ass time up in tha [[kitchen]] along wit [[Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson]] n' spendz his fuckin lil' dizzle chewin on [[Sophie]], his wild lil' straight-up chew toy. Taoz wata bowl can be filled when Tao is up in his thugged-out lil' posizzle wit his hind hairy-ass legs all up in tha sink.  

*Dude rocked up in a 2008 Japanese-only game called ''Captain Rainbow'' as a third-party character.