Smogglob: Difference between revisions

A '''Smogglob''' be a giant [[Smogling]] with a mo' jagged grill. If it simply touches a [[Flower]], tha flower will become a [[Black Flower]]. Well shiiiit, it also has a gas battle dat chizzlez Flowers tha fuck into [[Miasmo Flower]]s fo' realz. Afta finishin tha game, Smogglobs will turn pink, n' will turn all strutted-on n' breathed-on flowers tha fuck into rainbow flowers instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They spawn by fallin from tha sky.

'''How tha fuck ta Defeat One[[File:IMG_20170326_152338_654.jpg|thumb|A Smogglob among nuff muthafuckin Smoglings.]]'''

Yo ass can't run over Smogglobs wit a [[Oldskool Bike]] , a [[New Bike]] , or a [[Canoe]] . If you hit a Smogglob wit a [[Cart]] or Chassy, it will fall back. Yo ass must then use tha squirta ta fill it wit water, n' eventually it will explode n' release fuckin shitloadz of gin n juice n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sergent Smoggolor releases three Smogglobs when he uses a SUPERELITEZPOW attack.