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Da '''Bird''' be a animal up in [[Chibi-Robo!]] whoz ass lives on top of tha tree up in tha Backyard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When he is woken up by [[Da Sandersons' Chibi-Robo|Chibi-Robo]] afta bein sprayed wit water, he is thankful cuz of tha fact dat he almost missed his fuckin lil' date wit his wild lil' freakadelic hoe named Polly, whoz ass don't step tha fuck up n' is only mentioned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude lata returns ta his nest n' is horny fo' Cookie Crumbs, so Chibi-Robo must feed his ass up in order fo' tha bird ta muthafuckin bounce fo' realz. Afta smokin he loses his voice n' wants nectar ta clear it out. Once nectar is given, his fuckin last favor is fo' a Eggplant which Chibi-Robo must git from [[Kid Eggplant]] fo' realz. Afta he smokes tha eggplant he leaves tha nest n' aint peeped again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Chibi-Robo then receives tha Bird [[Sticker]].

*Da Bird is tha only characta whoz ass reacts if blasted wit tha [[Chibi-Blaster]], da thug will become mad salty n' [[Bird Poop|poop]] on Chibi-Robo. Da other charactas show no erection.