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'''Ketschburg and Mostardin''' are secondary characters who appeared in [[Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder]]. They are a ketchup and mustard pair of chefs who enjoy cooking.


"B-Barry-kun," Vanessa stuttered, "I... I have suttin' ta rap , biatch..."
==Background==
Ketschburg and Mostardin are a pair of ketchup and mustard chefs, respectively, who master chefs of [[Sunny Kitchen]]. They enjoy themselves by cooking various foods of various recipes and turning them into tasty meals with their impressive cooking skills.


Barry felt his fuckin length begin ta harden.
==Personality==
Ketschburg has an initiative personality. He often goes first and knows what he wants when something troubles him.


"What tha fuck iz it, Vanessa?"
Mostardin is the more supportive kind. He usually agrees with what Ketschburg says before him, but sometimes he could be asking why about his intentions.
 
Bitch shuddered, crossin her arms up in a taut pretzel, n' inhaled deeply.
 
"I be tha fuck into bee-stiality."
 
Barry couldn't repress his fuckin lust any longer; his 122-dizzle gamespan was far too short fo' his ass not ta act on his thugged-out lil' primal urges. Whippin up his wild lil' fuckin engorged "stinger," tha honeybee fuckin started ta drool over Vanessaz form, now bee-in stripped of its pesky threadz by her own free will yo. Dude viciously entas her shitter; her nipplez begin ta become stiff.
 
"Oh, Ken!"
 
A pause: absolute silence rang all up in tha room.
 
"What tha fuck did you just say, bee-tch?"
 
"B-B-Barry... I didn't mean it, I swear!"
 
...But there was no stoppin his ass now, nahmeean, biatch? Drippin wit lust n' pre-cum, Barry squirms n' wigglez tha fuck into Vanessaz bee-hind like a insect ta a gangbangin' flower n' shit. Clenchin her body from tha pain, Vanessa hears a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass sharp, wincin snap permeate all up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Turnin round up in horror, Vanessa realized what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had done. Bug-goop dripped from her cavernous crapper.
 
Barry was still.
 
"I... I... I be sorry dawwwwg! I didn't mean to," a sniff, "Why, Barry, why, biatch? Why, biatch? I loved you, biatch... you was tha only one whoz ass cared fo' mah dirty ass... tha only one whoz ass didn't drank n' beat n' hurt mah dirty ass... Barry... Barry..."
 
Bitch sobs n' sobs over Barryz gameless corpse yo. His head remained intact yo, but his wild lil' fuckin entire lower section had been straight-up bee-headed.
 
Suddenly, a gangbangin' flash of light; wings fluttered softly. Da body fuckin started ta move once more.
 
Liftin his head up high, what tha fuck could be blood or semen or tears up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, Barry coughs n' gasps tha fuck into tha air...
 
"Howz dat fo' pollination?"
 
And he remained still once more.
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