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(New page: The '''Dog Tags''' is an item in ''Chibi-Robo!''. Each of the Free Rangers have these. Private Memphis lost his after being kidnapped by Tao. His are found on the upper led...)
 
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The '''Dog Tags''' is an item in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]''. Each of the [[Free Ranger]]s have these. [[Private Memphis]] lost his after being kidnapped by [[Tao]]. His are found on the upper ledge in Tao's dog house. Once they are obtained, showing them to the Free Rangers will cause them to gasp. [[Sarge]] will come and once he sees them, he realizes that Memphis is still alive. He will cry. Then talking to Sarge again, if four AWOL Free Rangers have been hired as pirates, Sarge will give [[Chibi-Robo]] the [[Tao Suit]] and allow him to participate in [[Tao Training]].
To be fair, you gotta gotz a straight-up high IQ ta KNOW Rick n' Morty. Da humour is mad subtle, n' without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of tha jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therez also Rickz nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven tha fuck into his characterisation- his thugged-out lil' underground philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, fo' instance. Da hustlas KNOW dis stuff; they have tha intellectual capacitizzle ta truly appreciate tha depthz of these jokes, ta realise dat they not just funky- they say suttin' deep bout LIFE fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil consequence playas whoz ass dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, fo' instance, tha humour up in Rickz existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself be a cold-ass lil cryptic reference ta Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers n' Sons. I be smirkin right now just imaginin one of dem addlepated simpletons scratchin they headz up in mad drama as Don Juan Harmonz  smart-ass  wit unfoldz itself on they televizzle screens. What fools.. how tha fuck I pitizzle dem wild-ass muthafuckas. 😂


And fo'sho, by tha way, i DO gotz a Rick & Morty tattoo fo' realz. And no, you cannot peep dat shit. It aint nuthin but fo' tha ladies' eyes only- n' even then they gotta demonstrate dat they within 5 IQ pointz of mah own (preferably lower) beforehand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nothin personnel kid 😎
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