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-[[File:Kid_Eggplant.jpg|thumb|264px]]Kid Eggplant is a eggplant like character who was in a treasure chest up the tree in the backyard where a digging spot is. After he is rescued he rewards Chibi-Robo by turning him into a eggplant, but Chibi-Robo doesn't like it and wants to be turned back into a robot. He gives Chibi-Robo a Super Eggplant that must be given to the [[Bird|Blue Bird]]. After this he leaves and isn't seen again. He strongly resembles a character from Wrecking Crew called Eggplant Man.
+To be fair, you gotta gotz a straight-up high IQ ta KNOW Rick n' Morty. Da humour is mad subtle, n' without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of tha jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therez also Rickz nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven tha fuck into his characterisation- his thugged-out lil' underground philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, fo' instance. Da hustlas KNOW dis stuff; they have tha intellectual capacitizzle ta truly appreciate tha depthz of these jokes, ta realise dat they not just funky- they say suttin' deep bout LIFE fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil consequence playas whoz ass dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, fo' instance, tha humour up in Rickz existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself be a cold-ass lil cryptic reference ta Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers n' Sons. I be smirkin right now just imaginin one of dem addlepated simpletons scratchin they headz up in mad drama as Don Juan Harmonz  smart-ass To be fair, you gotta gotz a straight-up high IQ ta KNOW Rick n' Morty. Da humour is mad subtle, n' without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of tha jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therez also Rickz nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven tha fuck into his characterisation- his thugged-out lil' underground philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, fo' instance. Da hustlas KNOW dis stuff; they have tha intellectual capacitizzle ta truly appreciate tha depthz of these jokes, ta realise dat they not just funky- they say suttin' deep bout LIFE fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil consequence playas whoz ass dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, fo' instance, tha humour up in Rickz existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself be a cold-ass lil cryptic reference ta Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers n' Sons. I be smirkin right now just imaginin one of dem addlepated simpletons scratchin they headz up in mad drama as Don Juan Harmonz  smart-ass  wit unfoldz itself on they televizzle screens. What fools.. how tha fuck I pitizzle dem wild-ass muthafuckas. 😂
+And fo'sho, by tha way, i DO gotz a Rick & Morty tattoo fo' realz. And no, you cannot peep dat shit. It aint nuthin but fo' tha ladies' eyes only- n' even then they gotta demonstrate dat they within 5 IQ pointz of mah own (preferably lower) beforehand. Y'aTo be fair, you gotta gotz a straight-up high IQ ta KNOW Rick n' Morty. Da humour is mad subtle, n' without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of tha jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therez also Rickz nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven tha fuck into his characterisation- his thugged-out lil' underground philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, fo' instance. Da hustlas KNOW dis stuff; they have tha intellectual capacitizzle ta truly appreciate tha depthz of these jokes, ta realise dat they not just funky- they say suttin' deep bout LIFE fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil consequence playas whoz ass dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, fo' instance, tha humour up in Rickz existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself be a cold-ass lil cryptic reference ta Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers n' Sons. I be smirkin right now just imaginin one of dem addlepated simpletons scratchin they headz up in mad drama as Don Juan Harmonz  smart-ass  wit unfoldz itself on they televizzle screens. What fools.. how tha fuck I pitizzle dem wild-ass muthafuckas. 😂
+And fo'sho, by tha way, i DO gotz a Rick & Morty tattoo fo' realz. And no, you cannot peep dat shit. It aint nuthin but fo' tha ladies' eyes only- n' even then they gotta demonstrate dat they within 5 IQ pointz of mah own (preferably lower) beforehand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nothin personnel kid 😎ll KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nothin personnel kid 😎 wit unfoldz itself on they televizzle screens. What fools.. how tha fuck I pitizzle dem wild-ass muthafuckas. 😂
+And fo'sho, by tha way, i DO gotz a Rick & Morty tattoo fo' realz. And no, you cannot peep dat shit. It aint nuthin but fo' tha ladies' eyes only- n' even then they gotta demonstrate dat they within 5 IQ pointz of mah own (preferably lower) beforehand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nothin personnel kid 😎
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