Tao

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Tao is tha Sandersons' dawg whoz ass is like fond of Dawg Bones. Bringin his ass Dawg Bones is shizzle ta please his muthafuckin ass. Chibi-Robo can rap wit his ass rockin tha Tao Suit, which resemblez Tao yo. Dude kidnapped Private Memphis n' caused Sarge ta lose his wild lil' fuckin eye yo. Dude has been hated by tha Jacked Rangers eva since yo. Dude has a funky-ass bauble on his collar dat gotz nuff Memphis, of tha free rangers. Memphis' dawg tags is up in Taoz dawg house. Tao spendz most of his cold-ass time up in tha kitchen along wit Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson n' spendz his fuckin lil' dizzle chewin on Sophie, his wild lil' straight-up chew toy. Taoz wata bowl can be filled when Tao is up in his thugged-out lil' posizzle wit his hind hairy-ass legs all up in tha sink.

Tao chewin on Sophie

Trivia

  • Dude rocked up in a 2008 Japanese-only game called Captain Rainbow as a third-party character.