Mort
Mort be a toy up in Chibi-Robo! yo. Dude be a mummy dat lives up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shoe box underneath Jennyz bed up in Jennyz Room yo. Dude has a secret crush on Supa-Hoe Pizzles yo, but always fails ta present his dirty ass ta her erectly, cuz of his thugged-out appearizzle yo. Dude has problems wit flowers n' can't bust a nut on dem without cappin' dem wild-ass muthafuckas. When Sunshine wrecks Princes Pizzlez castle, Mort stops his ass by havin Chibi-Robo press tha button on his back, which activates "Da Supa Miraculous Mort Surprise v2". When Sunshine sees dis da thug strutts away bustin up n' stops comin' all up in tha castle, n' Mort n' Supa-Hoe Pizzles fall up in love. They also give Chibi-Robo 200 aiiight points n' tha Mort & Supa-Hoe Sticker n' shit. Lata Chibi-Robo can go under tha bed, where da thug is ghon be introduced ta Mort n' Pizzlez lil' thugs.
Personalitizzle
Mort is straight-up shy n' be always pissed off bout his dirty ass, tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin of his dirty ass bein skanky n' most of tha time, hates bein bothered when he is up in his coffin.
Description
Mort be a mummy n' has a funky-ass blue body wit bandages coverin his muthafuckin ass yo. His chest can open up ta eject various objects like fuckin freaky faces or a ass wit a hook up in it, along wit a funky-ass burst of confetti. Da has a big-ass button on his back dat can be pressed ta unleash "Da Supa Miraculous Mort Surprise v2" which ejects a purple grill wit spiky blue afro n' sharp teeth fo' realz. Accordin ta Mort, dis move can only be used once up in his wild lil' freakadelic game.
Trivia
- Mort has fronted ta have lived 1800 muthafuckin years or mo' yo, but it is unlikely dat he is, cuz of bein a toy. This probably refers ta his characta n' tha fact dat he be a mummy.
- Mort is tha only characta ta git a cold-ass lil crush on one of mah thugs n' succeed up in havin a relationshizzle wit they love. he gets gangbangin Supa-Hoe Pizzles.
- Mort, Supa-Hoe Pizzles, n' Funky Phil is tha only charactas ta have lil' thugs.
- Mort may be tha Sandersonz first toy cuz of sayin they have had his ass since tha time they dated.
- Mort is tha only thug characta whoz ass has a relationshizzle wit one of mah thugs whoz ass don't seem ta git hen peck by they hoe or hoe.
- Mortz name be reppin tha Latin word mortis meanin dirtnap.