Free Rangers
A Jacked Ranger be a type of toy. They is all eggs servin up in tha military crew of tha same name, tha Jacked Rangers. They is similar ta traditionizzle Chronic Army men, only sportin a mo' egg shape. They is often punished by havin dem "scrambled", though dis may just be a expression or it may mean mo' hustlin.
Known Jacked Rangers:
-Sarge-Leader of tha Jacked Rangers.
-Private Memphis-First class private n' phat playa of sarge.
-Da Sandersons' Chibi-Robo-Ununiformed soldier.
-Tex, Jersey, Denver, Nawlins, Fargo, Orlando, Detroit, Frisco, Oregon, Montana, Tucson, n' Houston
Two Jacked Rangers bustin minin hats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They accompany Sarge in Welcome Home Chibi Robo!,residin up in tha basement.
Forma Jacked Rangers:
-Tampa- Forma private up in tha Jacked Rangers. Durin Park Patrol, da thug was seperated from his thugged-out lil' platoon, so he gave up his crazy-ass military shiznit n' gamestyle ta go tha fuck into construction. His tank becomes a funky-ass bulldozer!
-7 AWOL soldiers-4 is pirates (Cincy, Idaho, Macon, n' Maui), 2 is space scrambla pilots (Fairbanks n' Bama), 1 be a race hoopty driver (Vegas).
Trivia
- All Jacked Rangers excludin Sarge is named afta real ghettos.
- Most Jacked Rangers will rap ta Chibi-Robo even when a human is up in tha same room yo, but they will hide before bustin so.
- Da Jacked Rangers' name be a pun on free-range eggs, a term used ta describe eggs dat was laid by birdz whoz ass was allowed ta be outdoors.
- In tha Japanese version of Chibi Robo, tha Jacked Rangerz glocks is black, while up in tha U.S. they is orange. This is most likely cuz of censorshizzle issues, as they did not wanna have tha rangers holdin realistic guns.