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'''[[File:1034261-mort_large.jpg|thumb]]Mort''' be a [[toy]] up in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]'' yo. Dude be a mummy dat lives up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shoe box underneath [[Jenny]]z bed up in [[Jennyz Room]] yo. Dude has a secret crush on [[Supa-Hoe Pizzles]] yo, but always fails ta present his dirty ass ta her erectly, cuz of his thugged-out appearizzle yo. Dude has problems wit flowers n' can't bust a nut on dem without cappin' dem wild-ass muthafuckas. When Sunshine wrecks Princes Pizzlez castle, Mort stops his ass by havin Chibi-Robo press tha button on his back, which activates "Da Supa Miraculous Mort Surprise v2". When Sunshine sees dis da thug strutts away bustin up n' stops comin' all up in tha castle, n' Mort n' Supa-Hoe Pizzles fall up in love. They also give Chibi-Robo 200 aiiight points n' tha Mort & Supa-Hoe Sticker n' shit. Lata Chibi-Robo can go under tha bed, where da thug is ghon be introduced ta Mort n' Pizzlez lil' thugs.
'''[[File:1034261-mort_large.jpg|thumb]]Mort''' is a [[toy]] in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]''. He is a mummy that lives in a shoe box underneath [[Jenny]]'s bed in [[Jenny's Bedroom]]. He has a secret crush on [[Princess Pitts]], but always fails to present himself to her correctly, due to his appearance. He has problems with flowers and can't touch them without killing them. When Sunshine wrecks Princes Pitt's castle, Mort stops him by having Chibi-Robo press the button on his back, which activates "The Super Miraculous Mort Surprise v2". When Sunshine sees this he walks away laughing and stops attacking the castle, and Mort and Princess Pitts fall in love. They also give Chibi-Robo 200 happy points and the Mort & Princess Sticker. Later Chibi-Robo can go under the bed, where he will be introduced to Mort and Pitt's children.


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== Personalitizzle ==
== Personality ==
 Mort is straight-up shy n' be always pissed off bout his dirty ass, tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin of his dirty ass bein skanky n' most of tha time, hates bein bothered when he is up in his coffin.
 Mort is very shy and is always depressed about himself, he thinks of himself being ugly and most of the time, hates being bothered when he is in his coffin.


== Description ==
== Description ==
 Mort be a mummy n' has a funky-ass blue body wit bandages coverin his muthafuckin ass yo. His chest can open up ta eject various objects like fuckin freaky faces or a ass wit a hook up in it, along wit a funky-ass burst of confetti. Da has a big-ass button on his back dat can be pressed ta unleash "Da Supa Miraculous Mort Surprise v2" which ejects a purple grill wit spiky blue afro n' sharp teeth fo' realz. Accordin ta Mort, dis move can only be used once up in his wild lil' freakadelic game.
 Mort is a mummy and has a blue body with bandages covering him. His chest can open up to eject various objects such as scary faces or a heart with a hook in it, along with a burst of confetti. The has a large button on his back that can be pressed to unleash "The Super Miraculous Mort Surprise v2" which ejects a purple face with spiky blue hair and sharp teeth. According to Mort, this move can only be used once in his life.




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== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==


*Mort has fronted ta have lived 1800 muthafuckin years or mo' yo, but it is unlikely dat he is, cuz of bein a toy. This probably refers ta his characta n' tha fact dat he be a mummy.
*Mort has claimed to have lived 1800 years or more, but it is unlikely that he is, due to being a toy. This probably refers to his character and the fact that he is a mummy.


*Mort is tha only characta ta git a cold-ass lil crush on one of mah thugs n' succeed up in havin a relationshizzle wit they love. he gets gangbangin Supa-Hoe Pizzles.
*Mort is the only character to have a crush on someone and succeed in having a relationship with their love. he gets married to Princess Pitts.


*Mort, Supa-Hoe Pizzles, n' [[Funky Phil]] is tha only charactas ta have lil' thugs.
*Mort, Princess Pitts, and [[Funky Phil]] are the only characters to have children.


*Mort may be tha Sandersonz first toy cuz of sayin they have had his ass since tha time they dated.
*Mort may be the Sanderson's first toy due to saying they have had him since the time they dated.


*Mort is tha only thug characta whoz ass has a relationshizzle wit one of mah thugs whoz ass don't seem ta git hen peck by they hoe or hoe.
*Mort is the only male character who has a relationship with someone who doesn't seem to get hen peck by their girlfriend or wife.
*Mortz name'' ''be reppin tha Latin word ''mortis'' meanin dirtnap.
*Mort's name'' ''comes from the Latin word ''mortis'' meaning death.
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