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-'''[[File:1034245-sarge.jpg|thumb|Sarge as he appears up in Chibi Robo plug tha fuck into adventure.]]Sarge''' is tha sergeant of tha [[Jacked Ranger]]s up in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]''. Tao kidnapped Private Memphis n' fucked up Sargez eye fo' realz. Afta Memphis was taken by Tao, Sarge became tough on his bangin remainin soldiers. When he first sees Chibi Robo, tha pimpin' muthafucka be thinkin he be a enemy, where his ass n' his soldiers try ta fuck wit Chibi-Robo. Once tha playa gets past them, you can train wit dem wild-ass muthafuckas. There is four hustlin courses, Spy Training, Handrail Training, Jungle Training, n' Waterfall Training, Once you git Captain Plankbeardz Ship, 7 Jacked Rangers go AWOL, where Sarge become pissed off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When tha playa findz Memphiss dawg tags n' gives dem ta Sarge, da thug will start ta treat his soldiers betta n' will start a freshly smoked up hustlin call, named Tao Defense Training. Once tha playa completes tha hustlin, Chibi Robo can help dem save Memphis. Durin tha rescue, Sargez forma soldiers join tha rescue n' afta tha playa blasts tha collar dat holdz Memphis n' releases him, Sarge is no longer is tough on his soldiers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sarge also appears in [http://chibirobo.wikia.com/wiki/Welcome_home_Chibi_Robo! Welcome home Chibi Robo!] along wit two Jacked rangers by his side residin up in tha basement of Jennyz house. In game, da ruffneck aint gots his signature beret, n' instead has a minin basebizzle cap wit a gangbangin' flashlight attached ta it yo. Dude n' his cold-ass two pimps had been residin underground fo' some period of time afta tha fire, survivin n' attemptin ta make it all up in in tha game.
+'''[[File:1034245-sarge.jpg|thumb|Sarge as he appears in Chibi Robo plug into adventure.]]Sarge''' is the sergeant of the [[Free Ranger]]s in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]''. Tao kidnapped Private Memphis and injured Sarge's eye. After Memphis was taken by Tao, Sarge became tough on his remaining soldiers. When he first sees Chibi Robo, he thinks he is an enemy, where him and his soldiers try to destroy Chibi-Robo. Once the player gets past them, you can train with them. There are four training courses, Spy Training, Handrail Training, Jungle Training, and Waterfall Training, Once you get Captain Plankbeard's Ship, 7 Free Rangers go AWOL, where Sarge become depressed. When the player finds Memphis's dog tags and gives them to Sarge, he will start to treat his soldiers better and will start a new training call, named Tao Defense Training. Once the player completes the training, Chibi Robo can help them save Memphis. During the rescue, Sarge's former soldiers join the rescue and after the player shoots the collar that holds Memphis and releases him, Sarge is no longer is tough on his soldiers. Sarge also appears in [http://chibirobo.wikia.com/wiki/Welcome_home_Chibi_Robo! Welcome home Chibi Robo!] along with two Free rangers by his side residing in the basement of Jenny's house. In game, he doesn't have his signature beret, and instead has a mining hat with a flashlight attached to it. He and his two men had been residing underground for some period of time after the fire, surviving and attempting to make it through in life.
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-== Personalitizzle ==
+== Personality ==
- Sarge is normally tough, n' tendz ta lose his cold-ass temper wit his crazy-ass pimps if they make mistakes. Despite this, dat schmoooove muthafucka has a straight-up wack side ta him, n' sometimes cries when pissed off or horny yo. Dude wants tha rangers ta be tha dopest pimps they can be yo. Dude wants what tha fuck is dopest fo' his crazy-ass men.
+&nbsp;Sarge is normally tough, and tends to lose his temper with his men if they make mistakes. Despite this, he has a very emotional side to him, and sometimes cries when depressed or happy. He wants the rangers to be the best men they can be. He wants what is best for his men.
 == Physical Description ==
-Sarge be lookin like tha rest of tha free rangers yo. Dude is red instead of orange yo. Dude game tha same ol' dirty camouflage tracksuit yo, but wit a gold star on it yo. Dude has tha same ol' dirty basebizzle cap as tha rangers yo, but wit gold wings, n' a tilted posizzle on his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude do not seem ta git a visible nozzle yo. Dude has a gangbangin' frown, one stern eye, n' one cross-shaped scar on his other one.
+Sarge looks like the rest of the free rangers. He is red instead of orange. He sports the same camouflage outfit, but with a gold star on it. He has the same hat as the rangers, but with gold wings, and a tilted position on his head. He does not seem to have a visible nose. He has a frown, one stern eye, and one cross-shaped scar on his other one.
 == Trivia ==
-* Out of most charactas up in tha game, Sarge is da most thugged-out wack.
+* Out of most characters in the game, Sarge is the most emotional.
-* Sarge probably has da most thugged-out fuck-ups than others, bein swiped twice n' fallin off a high shelf n' fallin grill first.
+* Sarge probably has the most injuries than others, being swiped twice and falling off a high shelf and falling face first.
-* Sarge favors Memphis than his other rangers, probably cause Memphis is his crazy-ass most hard hustlin n' loyal ranger.
+* Sarge favors Memphis than his other rangers, probably cause Memphis is his most hard working and loyal ranger.
-* Sarge has certain respect fo' other charactas like Captain Plankbeard, Chibi-Robo, n' Giga-Robo.
+* Sarge has certain respect for other characters like Captain Plankbeard, Chibi-Robo, and Giga-Robo.
-* Sarge calls Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson tha General. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Possibly cuz of his ass bein depicted as tha 'man of tha house'.
+* Sarge calls Mr. Sanderson the General. Possibly due to him being depicted as the 'man of the house'.
-* Unlike tha rangers, Sarge appears not ta git a nose.
+* Unlike the rangers, Sarge appears not to have a nose.
 == Gallery ==
-[[File:Sarge.png|thumb|left|Sarge as he appears up in "Welcome home Chibi Robo!"]]
+[[File:Sarge.png|thumb|left|Sarge as he appears in "Welcome home Chibi Robo!"]]
 [[Category:Free Rangers]]
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