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-[[File:FreeRanger.jpg|thumb|A Free Ranger]]
+[[File:FreeRanger.jpg|thumb|A Jacked Ranger]]
-A '''Free Ranger''' is a type of [[toy]]. They are all eggs serving in the military group of the same name, the Free Rangers. They are similar to traditional Green Army men, only sporting a more egg shape. They are often punished by having them "scrambled", though this may just be an expression or it may mean more training.
+A '''Jacked Ranger''' be a type of [[toy]]. They is all eggs servin up in tha military crew of tha same name, tha Jacked Rangers. They is similar ta traditionizzle Chronic Army men, only sportin a mo' egg shape. They is often punished by havin dem "scrambled", though dis may just be a expression or it may mean mo' hustlin.
-===Known Free Rangers:===
+===Known Jacked Rangers:===
--[[Sarge]]-Leader of the Free Rangers.
+-[[Sarge]]-Leader of tha Jacked Rangers.
--[[Private Memphis]]-First class private and good friend of sarge.
+-[[Private Memphis]]-First class private n' phat playa of sarge.
--[[The Sandersons' Chibi-Robo]]-Ununiformed soldier.
+-[[Da Sandersons' Chibi-Robo]]-Ununiformed soldier.
--Tex, Jersey, Denver, Nawlins, Fargo, Orlando, Detroit, Frisco, Oregon, Montana, Tucson, and Houston
+-Tex, Jersey, Denver, Nawlins, Fargo, Orlando, Detroit, Frisco, Oregon, Montana, Tucson, n' Houston
-Two Free Rangers wearing mining hats. They accompany Sarge in [http://chibirobo.wikia.com/wiki/Welcome_home_Chibi_Robo! Welcome Home Chibi Robo!],residing in the basement.
+Two Jacked Rangers bustin minin hats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They accompany Sarge in [http://chibirobo.wikia.com/wiki/Welcome_home_Chibi_Robo! Welcome Home Chibi Robo!],residin up in tha basement.
-===Former Free Rangers:===
+===Forma Jacked Rangers:===
--[[Tampa]]- Former private in the Free Rangers.&nbsp; During Park Patrol, he was seperated from his platoon, so he gave up his military equipment and lifestyle to go into construction.&nbsp; His tank becomes a bulldozer!
+-[[Tampa]]- Forma private up in tha Jacked Rangers.  Durin Park Patrol, da thug was seperated from his thugged-out lil' platoon, so he gave up his crazy-ass military shiznit n' gamestyle ta go tha fuck into construction.  His tank becomes a funky-ass bulldozer!
--7 AWOL soldiers-4 are pirates (Cincy, Idaho, Macon, and Maui), 2 are space scrambler pilots (Fairbanks and Bama), 1 is a race car driver (Vegas).
+-7 AWOL soldiers-4 is pirates (Cincy, Idaho, Macon, n' Maui), 2 is space scrambla pilots (Fairbanks n' Bama), 1 be a race hoopty driver (Vegas).
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-*All Free Rangers excluding Sarge are named after real cities.
+*All Jacked Rangers excludin Sarge is named afta real ghettos.
-*Most Free Rangers will talk to Chibi-Robo even when a human is in the same room, but they will hide before doing so.
+*Most Jacked Rangers will rap ta Chibi-Robo even when a human is up in tha same room yo, but they will hide before bustin so.
-* The Free Rangers' name is a pun on [[wikipedia:Free-range_eggs|free-range eggs]], a term used to describe eggs that were laid by birds who were allowed to be outdoors.
+* Da Jacked Rangers' name be a pun on [[wikipedia:Free-range_eggs|free-range eggs]], a term used ta describe eggs dat was laid by birdz whoz ass was allowed ta be outdoors.
-*In the Japanese version of Chibi Robo, the Free Ranger's guns are black, while in the U.S. they are orange. This is most likely due to censorship issues, as they did not want to have the rangers holding realistic guns.
+*In tha Japanese version of Chibi Robo, tha Jacked Rangerz glocks is black, while up in tha U.S. they is orange. This is most likely cuz of censorshizzle issues, as they did not wanna have tha rangers holdin realistic guns.
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 [[Category:toys]]
 [[Category:characters]]