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-[[File:Monkeyma.jpg|thumb|Kid Kombo becomes a Good Friend after completing all his dance classes.]]
+All Y'all likes ta make these typez of suicizzle memes yo, but I believe Da Bee Porno jokes is truly one of a kind.
-"Good Friends" are a mechanic explored in [[Chibi-Robo!|Chibi-Robo!: Plug Into Adventure]] , but more utilized in [[Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol]] . This article focuses on its use in Chibi-Robo!: Park Patrol.
-==Obtaining "Good Friend" Status==
+"B-Barry-kun," Vanessa stuttered, "I... I have suttin' ta rap , biatch..."
-Each [[Toy]] that exists in the [[City]] can become a Good Friend. This is triggered by using a Toy for Park Projects a certain number of times while having another Toy known to it. For example, [[Francois]] cannot become [[Chibi-Robo]]'s "Good Friend" unless [[Molly Maple Leaf|Molly Mapleleaf]] has been met, as it requires a cutscene where the two interact.
-<span style="font-size:20px;">Effects</span>
+Barry felt his fuckin length begin ta harden.
-A Toy becoming Chibi's "Good Friend" increases the toy's skills (Lower pricing for [[Park Project]]s) and allows the toy to complete more Park Projects before [[Running out of Juice.]] In addition, each Good Friend you obtain allows the erection of a statue in their image, as a Park Project. Each statue attracts 10 extra visitors, but you can only have 1 up at a time.
+"What tha fuck iz it, Vanessa?"
+Bitch shuddered, crossin her arms up in a taut pretzel, n' inhaled deeply.
-==Interactions==
+"I be tha fuck into bee-stiality."
-In order for certain characters to become a "Good Friend", certain other characters must exist to trigger a cutscene. Their synergies are as follows (Warning: Spoilers)
+Barry couldn't repress his fuckin lust any longer; his 122-dizzle gamespan was far too short fo' his ass not ta act on his thugged-out lil' primal urges. Whippin up his wild lil' fuckin engorged "stinger," tha honeybee fuckin started ta drool over Vanessaz form, now bee-in stripped of its pesky threadz by her own free will yo. Dude viciously entas her shitter; her nipplez begin ta become stiff.
-*In order for [[Francois]] to become free of his strings, Molly Mapleleaf must first be met.
+"Oh, Ken!"
-*In order for Chassy to become the Chassy GT, Kid Kombo must have been talked to at least once.
-*In order for Molly Mapleleaf to become a real tree, Francois must first have been met.
+A pause: absolute silence rang all up in tha room.
-*In order for Pop to realize that he misses Fizz, Tampa must have first been met.
-*In order for Tampa to fulfill his fresh start, Chassy must have first been met.
+"What tha fuck did you just say, bee-tch?"
-*In order for Bull to regain his colors, Pop and Fizz must be together AND Kid Kombo must have been talked to at least once.
+"B-B-Barry... I didn't mean it, I swear!"
+...But there was no stoppin his ass now, nahmeean, biatch? Drippin wit lust n' pre-cum, Barry squirms n' wigglez tha fuck into Vanessaz bee-hind like a insect ta a gangbangin' flower n' shit. Clenchin her body from tha pain, Vanessa hears a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass sharp, wincin snap permeate all up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Turnin round up in horror, Vanessa realized what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had done. Bug-goop dripped from her cavernous crapper.
+Barry was still.
+"I... I... I be sorry dawwwwg! I didn't mean to," a sniff, "Why, Barry, why, biatch? Why, biatch? I loved you, biatch... you was tha only one whoz ass cared fo' mah dirty ass... tha only one whoz ass didn't drank n' beat n' hurt mah dirty ass... Barry... Barry..."
+Bitch sobs n' sobs over Barryz gameless corpse yo. His head remained intact yo, but his wild lil' fuckin entire lower section had been straight-up bee-headed.
+Suddenly, a gangbangin' flash of light; wings fluttered softly. Da body fuckin started ta move once more.
+Liftin his head up high, what tha fuck could be blood or semen or tears up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, Barry coughs n' gasps tha fuck into tha air...
+"Howz dat fo' pollination?"
+And he remained still once more.