Funky Phil

Funky Phil be a toy up in Chibi-Robo! Plug Into Adventure! yo. Dude be a gangbangin' flower dat likes ta dance. Dinah is up in ludd wit his muthafuckin ass. When you first hook up his ass he is trapped up in tha blindz up in tha bedroom. Chibi-Robo must free his ass where you git ta peep his crazy-ass moves fo' realz. A seed falls from Funky Phil dat Chibi-Robo has plant tha seed up in a garden box up in tha bedroom fo' realz. Afta you plant it n' squirt it wit Funky Sweat, three Phillies appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once you give dem ta Phil, they call his ass they daddy which da ruffneck don't believe he is (even though he is), they become pissed off fo' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short moment until Phil holla'd da thug will teach dem ta dance, they become buckwild n' call his ass they daddy again, dis is when Phil will ask fo' tha Drake Redcrest wax. Once you give it ta him, he n' his fuckin lil pimps will perform fo' realz. Afta they is done, da ruffneck drops another seed, go plant it again n' again n' again n' three mo' Phillez will appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. One of dem is different from tha others n' is called Freaky Phil. Lata afta Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson locks her muthafuckin ass, Freaky Phil starts ridin' dirty alone, dis is where you do tha Drake Redcrest pose, da thug will go off n' do tha pose up in front of Funky Phil yo, but da ruffneck don't move n' appears ta be dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dinah n' tha Phillies try ta git Phil ta move yo, but not a god damn thang works fo' realz. Afta you give all blocks ta Dinah, her big-ass booty starts a memorial fo' Phil, come back tha next day, where a gangbangin' funeral fo' Phil is hosted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Freaky Phil gives flowers ta Funky Phil where da perved-out muthafucka suddenly comes back ta game, where Dinah findz up dat his switch caused his ass ta turn off, afta dis yo big-ass booty is ghon git tha Funky Phil n' tha Dinah stickers.

Personalitizzle

Funky Phil be a optimistic character, often on tha aiiight side of thangs yo. Dude loves ta dance, n' will do so ta big up a cold-ass lil game n' shiznit yo. Dude always practices, showin dat his schmoooove ass clearly desires his fuckin lil' dream. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, he may act trippin n' not know what tha fuck ta say at times yo. Dude cares fo' tha Phillies, n' wants dem ta pursue tha ridin' dirty trip like a muthafucka.

Physical Description

Funky Phil resemblez a gangbangin' flower, his wild lil' flavas is pink, blue, n' yellow.

Trivia

Funky Phil, Mort n' Supa-Hoe Pizzles is tha only toys ta have lil' thugs.
Funky Phil can hop ta git around, cuz of his fuckin lack of legs.
Despite bein thug da perved-out muthafucka somehow can produce seeds, it could be possible dat his kind be asexuizzle cuz of his ass n' his fuckin lil playas bein possibly all male.
Telly n' Funky Phil both share a interest up in beatz, n' is even shown ta have done a gangbang together.

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