Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash
Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash Everyone’s straight-up lil robot is back, dis time up in a side-scrollin action game biaaatch! In Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash, Chibi-Robo must swin his thugged-out lil' plug ta whip enemies, reach far-off platforms, n' solve environmenstrual puzzles, as well as collect upgrades ta extend his thugged-out lil' plug fo' gettin hard-to-reach collectiblez n' uncoverin hidden areas. Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash launched exclusively fo' tha Nintendo 3DS crew of systems on October 9, 2015.
Features
- Climb, jump, run n' throw yo' plug n' cord
- Whip enemies n' ricochet yo' plug n' cord off of walls ta solve puzzles
- Tonz of collectibles
- Tap tha freshly smoked up Chibi-Robo amiibo figure ta juice up Chibi-Robo tha fuck into "Supa Chibi Robo" or bust a Toy Capsule Machine ta unlock tha in-game Collectible Figures.
Bundle Version
This be a special bundle dat will come wit a amiibo. This amiibo will transform you tha fuck into tha inhyped Supa Chibi-Robo fo' realz. As Supa Chibi-Robo playas will move fasta n' gotz a pimped outa range fo' they plug. Levelin up tha amiibo unlocks special characters.
Da amiibo can be purchased separately on Amazon.com.
Rap
WARNING, SPOILERS! Da rap takes place up in space, where Chibi-Robo is cleanin tha shuttle wit his cold-ass trusty toothbrush. Telly appears behind his ass n' notices how tha fuck hard he is makin moves yo. Dude suggests dat Chibi-Robo should take a funky-ass break, n' peep some televizzle. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Tellyz screen displays Citrusoftz shizzle broadcast. Well shiiiit, it say dat there be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappearizzle of natural resources on Ghetto fo' realz. Aliens is believed ta done been tha cause. Then some aliens step tha fuck up behind Telly, n' head straight ta Earth. Telly n' Chibi-Robo quickly head inside tha station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Aliens have headed all over tha ghetto, So Chibi-Robo n' Telly take tha Chibi-House ta follow dem wild-ass muthafuckas. They start by goin ta Oceania, ta stop tha Aliens from takin tha natural resources from Australia. Chibi-Robo tacklez harbors, grassy fields, n' eventually faces off against a hoppin monster fo' realz. Afta turnin tha big-ass robot tha fuck into a pile of scrap, tha two head fo' Uptown Africa, ta stop tha Aliens from takin Egyptz resources. Pyramids, bangin' sand, n' a golden robot named Mack Kabombra stood up in tha lil heroz way. Da Caribbean was next, Chibi-Roboz not much of a swimmer yo, but Citrusoft busted a submarine ta help, especially when Chibi-Robo kicked it wit up against tha massive Oldskool Ironhide. Chibi-Robo n' Telly was then off ta Europe ta protect England from tha mischievous space men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. England gots a lil spooky at night, especially against Count Umbrahla. Chibi-Roboz trip of tha ghetto then headed back ta Uptown America ta stop tha Aliens from takin resources from Times Square. Big-Ass metal crushers n' giant factories was explored before headin up against Construkter. Finally, dat shiznit was up ta Chibi-Robo ta stop tha Aliens once n' fo' all at Da Downtown Pole. Antarcticaz freezin temperatures soon heated up ta volcanic mayhem, as Chibi-Robo traversed both fire n' ice ta finally reach Da Aliens' Mothership n' fuck wit dat shit. But dat shiznit was far from over, a lil' small-ass floatin orb flew outta tha wreckage of tha Mothershizzle all tha way ta a big-ass hood n' splashdowned tha fuck into tha ocean. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da orb transformed tha fuck into a ginormous monster n' started headin fo' tha hood dawwwwg! Telly gets a idea, Chibi-Robo buys tha Giant Parts n' buildz a Giant Chibi-Robo dat fights tha giant monster, eventually, Chibi-Robo wins tha fight, n' tha beast shut down, before exploding. Da sun rises just as victory was obtained, n' Chibi-Robo n' Telly took off back ta tha shuttle.
