Captain Plankbeard
Captain Plankbeard be a cold-ass lil characta up in Chibi-Robo! yo. Dude lives up in tha Basement of tha Sandersons' home yo. Dude be a lil' small-ass wooden toy pirate. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat he lost his thugged-out lil' pirate ship, Da Scurvy Splinter, a long-ass time ago yo. Dude was a phat playa of Giga-Robo n' is still thankful ta his ass fo' brang his ass n' tha other toys ta game. When his shizzle was found he need a cold-ass lil crew, which was four AWOL free rangers whoz ass saw Captain Plankbeard as they all up playa fo' realz. Afta dat schmoooove muthafucka has his crew, Dude goes searchin fo' Treasure n' gives Chibi-Robo his cold-ass treasure maps. When Giga-Robo is reactivated he is da most thugged-out aiiight outta all characters. Once tha treasure be all found n' tha Jacked Ranger rap up in complete afta helpin Giga-Robo, Captain Plankbeard along wit his crew leave tha Sandersonz doggy den n' is never peeped again.
Personalitizzle
Captain Plankbeard tendz ta act tough like any pirate yo, but normally has a phat side ta his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude rides hard fo' havin adventures n' wants ta find treasure round tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude tendz ta be forgetful especially when he loses his shizzle yo. Dude at times is like demandin when desperate up in findin somethang yo. Dude has shown dat he never has tha will ta loot shit from others yo. Dude be also at times like wack.
Description
Captain Plankbeard is made of wood, dat schmoooove muthafucka has a chronic wooden beard n' is somewhat short yo. Holdz a wooden jug, n' has a funky-ass belt wit a skull buckle n' a red cutlass yo. Dude wears a red pirate hat, brown shoes, purple pants, striped hoodie wit a funky-ass blue jacket, n' has a eyepatch on his fuckin left eye.
Treasure Maps
Treasure Map A: "When tha exulted one stands..." Git dis treasure afta you revive Giga-Robo - da perved-out muthafucka chillin on dat shit. Inside be a Tamagotchi!
Treasure Map B: "To find dis treasure, yo big-ass booty is ghon need nuff keys..." In Jennyz room, you gonna peep a pink toy piano. Walk round on tha keys fo' a while until a treasure chest pops up. Inside is Primopuel!
Treasure Map C: Climb up tha tree n' blast tha wizzy wit a cold-ass lil charged blasted n' strutt left past tha bluebird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Use yo' chibi-copta ta fly over ta a lil' small-ass dirt area n' dig fo' realz. A treasure chest will pop up n' inside is Kid Eggplant!
Trivia
- Dude acts tough yo, but tendz ta git upset easily like Sarge.
- Dat punk tha only characta ta git a major side rap n' leave afta itz complete.
- Dat punk one of tha few toys ta mention Giga-Robo when da thug was switched off, while tha others have put Giga-Robo behind dem n' moved on.
- Dat punk tha only toy ta bet against tha Great Peekoe.
- His ship, fo' unknown reasons, can fly up in tha air.
