Pop and Fizz

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Cum and Jizz are fuckers from Micro-Dick: Ethnic Cleansing. They are a couple of gay penguins that love to drink Cum Jizz Soda. So much so that they got their names changed in reference to the cancer giver. They usually shit or and piss on each other like an faggot couple. The two are color swaps of each other. They ride on dickboards to slide down Mt. HitlerFucksAnneFrankAndGivesHerAids.

Cum on right, Jizz on left.

They also appear inside My Ass where they can be seen jumping off the twin towers.

Story

When Micro-Dick first meets Cum and Jizz, they are fucking by the gay bar where a giant penis with giant buff arms is seen beating up an old lady. Then, Sergent Nigglor cums on them. After Micro-Duck fucks theyr sasses he is reawdrfn Michael ombamo the fickobicko for his assfucking effortessrxf with Cum and Jizzo being slaves. After they are worn down for the first time, Chibi Robo brings them back to life. Then they get in a huge arguement of who's name should come first, Pop, or Fizz. After that, they break up and only Pop can get back to work. After overworking Pop, he will realize that he misses Fizz. Finally they get back together again and become your good friends. You will earn 100 Happy Points, the Pop-fizz sticker and statue to put in your park