Telly Vision

Telly Vision

This article be bout tha Flyin TV Robot, For tha Show characta see Telly Vision (television character)

Telly Vision (or Telly fo' short) is Chibi-Roboz manager up in Da Chibi-Robo! Chibi Show! n' Chibi-Robo! yo. Dude can rap unlike Chibi-Robo n' moves round by hovering, rockin a propella n' shiznit fo' realz. Although Telly appears up in nuff of tha cutscenes, he never probably moves round wit you yo, but rather, stays all up in tha Chibi-House.

Telly, a 7.5 cm (3 in) flyin robot, guides Chibi-Robo all up in his chores n' serves up helpful shiznit bout nuff aspectz of tha game.

Telly Vision came wit Chibi-Robo n' tha Chibi-House, Telly Vision appears ta be tha playas person, or robot, up in Chibi-Robo understandin tha Sandersons' problems wit tight finances n' bein able ta feel emotion like sadnizz n' pain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Telly Vision acts almost straight-up human, besides bein a robot. Telly Vision is Chibi-Roboz manager as stated by his ass up in Chibi-Robo(game). Telly Vision acts cowardly all up in most of tha game, a example is leavin Chibi-Robo damaged afta first activatin Giga-Robo fo' realz. A hustlin gag peeped up in tha game is Telly Visionz trip of becomin a thug as bustin a cold-ass lil cardboard tuxedo, bustin a micophone, practicin signin autographs, n' even publishin his own record (his only known cold lil' woo wop is Teriyaki Blues) but before he eva gets tha chizzle ta rap Teriyaki Blues suttin' happens ta disrupt or hurt Telly up in tha process stopin his rappin fo' realz. Afta gettin tha Telly sticker n' tha Funky Phil sticker, you can chizzle Teriyaki Blues n' Telly will rap tha full version. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Telly Vision pimped a cold-ass lil crush on Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson when he read ludd lettas from Sophie ta Drake Redcrest, miskakingly thankin they was from her ta his muthafuckin ass. Usualy afta readin a letter, da thug would mention "givin her a gangbangin' flower." Later, by tha Chibi House, Dude would request a gangbangin' flower from Chibi Robo. That night, his schmoooove ass can be peeped placin tha flower on Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandersonz pillow. Telly Vision can rap wit Chibi-Robo n' Giga-Robo while humans can't (an exception is Chibi-Robo takin up a yeaaaa or no sign outta its head). Telly Vision also has his own sticker. To git it, you must sit on tha mushroom up in Jennyz room or tha stub up in tha Foyer n' dig his 8 stories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! There be a freshly smoked up rap every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Afta tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta you bout his ass ballin tha robot idol show, yo big-ass booty is ghon be rewarded tha Telly Vision sticker.

Personalitizzle

Telly can be considered ta be tha sidekick yo. Dude is straight-up loyal ta Chibi-Robo yo. Dude would try ta be as helpful as possible ta his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude be also straight-up cowardly, leavin round anythang freaky ta his muthafuckin ass. Telly tendz ta be wack. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude cries over fucked up thangs. Telly appears ta be thinkin of his dirty ass bein a ladies dude yo, but he misinterprets tha relationshizzlez between characters, believin he is tha bangin one yo. Dude also cares deeply bout his wild lil' playaz yo. Dude is probably polite, n' subtle wit others. Telly be thinkin of Chibi-Robo as his hero, at most times, n' relies on his ass ta make thangs straight. Telly wants ta be a pimp as well, n' supports Chibi-Robo at all times.

Physical Description

Telly resemblez a lil' small-ass TV n' has a propella n' shiznit yo. Dude be a gangbangin' flat shape of a cold-ass lil cube, wit rounded edges yo. Dude is silver on tha outside, n' orange inside yo. Dude has a orange semi-spherical stub on top, wit a thin, silver rod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Toppin tha rod are, a thick silver rounded-edged circle, wit a thin one on top of it, another orange stub, n' two teardrop-shaped propellaz yo. Dude has one dotted eye on his orange face, n' one big-ass white eye, wit a funky-ass black dot up in tha middle yo. Dude has three button-dials on his wild lil' front, under his wild lil' face, n' one slightly larger one yo. His sides consist of two silver stubs, wit silver conical arms yo. Dude has two mo' orange stubs under him, fo' "feet".

Trivia

• Its unknown how tha fuck Telly can produce wata when his schmoooove ass cries, bein a robot. Well shiiiit, it is unknown why wata don't damage him, as he may be waterproof.

• Telly is tha only characta whoz ass has tha mobilitizzle ta drop a rhyme actual Gangsta lyrics, other than gibberish.

• Telly don't step tha fuck up ta gotta charge up like Chibi-Robo yo. His appearizzle confirms dat dat schmoooove muthafucka has no way of bein charged, he only relies on his batteries fo' game.

• Telly has believed Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson may be attracted ta his muthafuckin ass.

• Shootin Telly wit tha Blasta will make his ass jump up, n' da thug will hover lower than he normally do.
• Telly is tha only robot dat appears ta not need juice despite bein a robot.
• Like Sunshine, Telly has been mistaken biatch by gameplayers on certain occasions.
• When Telly speaks, it soundz like one of mah thugs makin vocal noise, while wigglin they finger up n' down they lips. Well shiiiit, it can be inferred when da perved-out muthafucka sings Teriyaki Blues.
• Telly has rappin ambitions, as da thug won tha Robot Idol TV show, done cooked up a record, n' has a suit n' microphone fo' his thugged-out lil' performances.