Soil

How tha fuck exactly do one git pussaaaaay while livin all up in tha white doggy den as a teenage boy, biatch? Da secret steez always ding-a-ling blockin you, biatch. when you tryin ta run game on some foreign prime ministas daughta tha shizzle media catches you smilin at her n' immediately blows shiznit up if proportion speculatin dat yo ass is somehow breakin internationistic law wit yo' awkward teenage flirting, so you gotta reprazent before congress dat you didn't give away any top secret documents ta her n' is made ta admit live on C-SPAN dat you've never even busted a hoe . Then you git blue balls from some bangin' conservatizzle hoe winkin at you n' flashin her pantizzles under her skirt n' makin dirty faces n' blow thang motions ta you while you was goin all up in some airport or hood event, n' when you passed by n' shook her hand she leans up in whisperin her ass is goin ta diddle her clit thankin bout you tonight n' how tha fuck much dat biiiiatch wants ta suck yo' dick off, just ta fuck wit you, biatch. Then you try ta look up some porn when you git home just ta relieve tha tension but you just know tha CIA is monitorin n' 3 other govornment agencies is watchin you beat off. Then you finally break down n' Jack off up in tha shower which sets off some fuckin biohazard drain alarm n' tha entire place is on lock down until they can find tha source of tha specimen n' you end up gettin debriefed by tha joint chizzlez of staff bout yo' masturbatory habits n' how tha fuck you almost pimped a nationistic securitizzle issue wit yo' dick. Then wikileaks leaks yo' search history showin you looked up ding-a-ling enlargement steez when dat shiznit was straight-up just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked n' TYT spendz all next week poppin' off bout yo' supposed micro ding-a-ling. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So you end up squirmin a lil since yo ass is so wound up n' bein judged constantly n' now playas is sayin you be lookin like a gangbangin' fuckin menstrual patient n' you start ta be thinkin you gonna never git any pussaaaaay.