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All Y'all likes ta make these typez of suicizzle memes yo, but I believe Da Bee Porno jokes is truly one of a kind.
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|jp name=デカクロ ("Dekakuro")
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|appearances=''[[Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol]]''
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'''Smogglobs''' are large, smog-based enemies that appear in [[Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol|''Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol'']]''. ''They appear as larger versions of [[Smogling|Smoglings]] with a more jagged mouth. They are introduced by [[Sergeant Smogglor]] once the park reaches 200 [[Flowers]].


"B-Barry-kun," Vanessa stuttered, "I... I have suttin' ta rap , biatch..."
If a Smogglob touches a Flower, the Flower will turn into a Black Flower. Smogglobs are capable of producing an exhaust attack that can change Flowers into Miasmo Flowers.  


Barry felt his fuckin length begin ta harden.
Smogglobs will fall down when hit with a [[Cart]] or [[Chassy]]. They can also be knocked down with the bike. When they're down, Smogglobs can be defeated by being squirted with water until they explode. When exploding, they'll put flower buds on the ground where they stood, and you can squirt them to make them grow.


"What tha fuck iz it, Vanessa?"
Like Smoglings, Smogglobs will turn pink after completing the game, and will turn all walked-on and breathed-on flowers into Rainbow Flowers instead.


Bitch shuddered, crossin her arms up in a taut pretzel, n' inhaled deeply.
Sergeant Smogglor releases three Smogglobs when he uses a SUPERELITEZPOW attack.


"I be tha fuck into bee-stiality."
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Barry couldn't repress his fuckin lust any longer; his 122-dizzle gamespan was far too short fo' his ass not ta act on his thugged-out lil' primal urges. Whippin up his wild lil' fuckin engorged "stinger," tha honeybee fuckin started ta drool over Vanessaz form, now bee-in stripped of its pesky threadz by her own free will yo. Dude viciously entas her shitter; her nipplez begin ta become stiff.
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"Oh, Ken!"
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A pause: absolute silence rang all up in tha room.
 
"What tha fuck did you just say, bee-tch?"
 
"B-B-Barry... I didn't mean it, I swear!"
 
...But there was no stoppin his ass now, nahmeean, biatch? Drippin wit lust n' pre-cum, Barry squirms n' wigglez tha fuck into Vanessaz bee-hind like a insect ta a gangbangin' flower n' shit. Clenchin her body from tha pain, Vanessa hears a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass sharp, wincin snap permeate all up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Turnin round up in horror, Vanessa realized what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had done. Bug-goop dripped from her cavernous crapper.
 
Barry was still.
 
"I... I... I be sorry dawwwwg! I didn't mean to," a sniff, "Why, Barry, why, biatch? Why, biatch? I loved you, biatch... you was tha only one whoz ass cared fo' mah dirty ass... tha only one whoz ass didn't drank n' beat n' hurt mah dirty ass... Barry... Barry..."
 
Bitch sobs n' sobs over Barryz gameless corpse yo. His head remained intact yo, but his wild lil' fuckin entire lower section had been straight-up bee-headed.
 
Suddenly, a gangbangin' flash of light; wings fluttered softly. Da body fuckin started ta move once more.
 
Liftin his head up high, what tha fuck could be blood or semen or tears up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, Barry coughs n' gasps tha fuck into tha air...
 
"Howz dat fo' pollination?"
 
And he remained still once more.

Latest revision as of 04:37, 26 June 2024

Smogglob
IMG 20170326 152338 654.jpg
Jp name デカクロ ("Dekakuro")
Appearances Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol

Smogglobs are large, smog-based enemies that appear in Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol. They appear as larger versions of Smoglings with a more jagged mouth. They are introduced by Sergeant Smogglor once the park reaches 200 Flowers.

If a Smogglob touches a Flower, the Flower will turn into a Black Flower. Smogglobs are capable of producing an exhaust attack that can change Flowers into Miasmo Flowers.

Smogglobs will fall down when hit with a Cart or Chassy. They can also be knocked down with the bike. When they're down, Smogglobs can be defeated by being squirted with water until they explode. When exploding, they'll put flower buds on the ground where they stood, and you can squirt them to make them grow.

Like Smoglings, Smogglobs will turn pink after completing the game, and will turn all walked-on and breathed-on flowers into Rainbow Flowers instead.

Sergeant Smogglor releases three Smogglobs when he uses a SUPERELITEZPOW attack.