Watt

Watt be a funky-ass biatch baby Li'l Sparky n' Marioz sixth jam member up in Paper Mario. In Supa Paper Mario, Watt appears as a Catch Card found on tha seventieth floor of tha Flopside Pit of 100 Trials fo' realz. Although Wattz age is unconfirmed, it would step tha fuck up dat she be a lil' lil pimp cuz of her pacifier n' shiznit yo. Her Supa Paper Mario Catch Card description also implies dat her ass is young. Contents [hide] 1 History 1.1 Paper Mario 1.1.1 Tattle 1.2 Supa Paper Mario 1.3 Supa Mario-Kun 2 Characteristics 2.1 Wattz Family 2.2 Attacks 3 Catch Card 4 Names up in other languages 5 Trivia History[edit]

Paper Mario[edit]

Wattz portrait. Mario findz Watt while travelin all up in Shy Guyz Toy Box yo. Dude eventually comes ta a thugged-out dark room inhabited by tha Big Lantern Ghost. Da battle against tha pimp involves comin' all up in tha lantern his schmoooove ass carries ta make tha room brighter, n' afta his fuckin lil' defeat Mario can break open tha lantern n' find Watt inside. Watt explains ta his ass dat tha Big Lantern Pimp had kidnapped her n' trapped her up in his fuckin lantern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch drops some lyrics ta Mario dat dat freaky freaky biatch heard a shitload of tha Shy Guys poppin' off bout him, n' she volunteers ta join his ass n' his thugged-out lil' jam on his quest. Wattz field mobilitizzle allows Mario ta hold her like a lantern, illuminatin dark places n' allowin his ass ta find invisible boxes n' items. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Wattz main battle also has tha mobilitizzle ta automatically override a enemyz defenses, makin her a valuable partner up in nuff battles. In Toad Hood, Watt receives two Letters, one from her mutha n' another from Fuzzipede. At tha end of tha game, her ass is conversin wit a crew of Shy Guys, n' she appears ta have befriended dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Tattle[edit] "Say... This is tha lantern dat belongs ta tha Big Lantern Ghost. Therez suttin' inside. Do you be thinkin it'd come up if we broke it?" Supa Paper Mario[edit] In Supa Paper Mario, Watt appears as a Catch Card dat could be found up in tha Flopside Pit of 100 Trials. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch could also be peeped straight-up briefly all up in tha beginnin of tha game, where she, along wit all tha other partners up in tha Paper Mario series could be peeped up in a photograph at Marioz House. Supa Mario-Kun[edit]

Watt appears also as one of Marioz various partners up in tha Paper Mario arcs of Supa Mario-Kun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Unlike up in tha games, Mario n' his thugged-out lil' partners scare away tha Big Lantern Pimp by removin its robe. Mario then breaks tha lantern wit a hammer ta reveal Watt inside. Characteristics[edit]

Wattz Family[edit] Watt is known ta git a mother, whoz ass is unseen n' unnamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Watt speakz of her occasionally n' even receives a Letta from her up in Toad Hoodz Post Office. Not much is known bout her n' shit. Though her mutha is mentioned nuff muthafuckin times, no mention of Watt havin a gangbangin' daddy is eva made. Attacks[edit] Attack Flower Points Needed Effect To Attack Move Ranks Electro Dash None Attacks one enemy, ignorin enemyz defense value. button should be held ta fill tha gauge. Initial Juice Shock 2 Paralyzes single enemy. button should be pressed repeatedly Initial Turbo Charge 3 Temporarily boosts Marioz battle power. button should be pressed as tha red stars lights up. Supa Rank Mega Shock 5 Paralyzes all enemies. n' should be pressed repeatedly all up in tha same time. Ultra Rank Catch Card[edit]

Wattz Catch Card. Card Type: Rare Card Description: This is Marioz phat dawg Watt from Paper Mario. This muthafucka was pretty bright fo' his thugged-out age biaaatch! Names up in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning Japanese アカリン Akarin From ｢明かり｣ akari, "light". Spanish Watt - French Watt - Portuguese Watt - Trivia[edit]

Watt is one of tha only charactas up in Paper Mario dat is capable of dealin damage ta Bowser afta he powers his dirty ass up wit tha Star Rod (durin tha straight-up original gangsta round of tha final battle). But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat her ass is only able ta do one HP worth of damage ta his muthafuckin ass. Da same thang applies ta Lakilester. Although her ass is female, Watt is mistakenly referred ta as thug on her Supa Paper Mario Catch Card, n' durin her Supa Block upgrades. Da latta also applies ta Sushie. Watt has different responses dependin on how tha fuck tha lantern is broken.