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-[[File:Funky_phil.jpeg|thumb]]'''Funky Phil''' is a [[toy]] in ''[[Chibi-Robo! Plug Into Adventure!]]''. He is a flower that likes to dance. [[Dinah]] is in love with him. When you first meet him he is trapped in the blinds in the bedroom. Chibi-Robo must free him where you get to see his moves. A seed falls from Funky Phil that Chibi-Robo has plant the seed in a garden box in the bedroom. After you plant it and squirt it with Funky Sweat, three Phillies appear. Once you give them to Phil, they call him their father which he doesn't believe he is (even though he is), they become depressed for a short moment until Phil said he will teach them to dance, they become excited and call him their father again, this is when Phil will ask for the Drake Redcrest wax. Once you give it to him, he and his children will perform. After they are done, he drops another seed, go plant it again and three more Philles will appear. One of them is different from the others and is called Freaky Phil. Later after Mrs. Sanderson locks herself, Freaky Phil starts dancing alone, this is where you do the Drake Redcrest pose, he will go off and do the pose in front of Funky Phil, but he doesn't move and appears to be dead. Dinah and the Phillies try to get Phil to move, but nothing works. After you give all blocks to Dinah, she starts a memorial for Phil, come back the next day, where a funeral for Phil is hosted. Freaky Phil gives flowers to Funky Phil where he suddenly comes back to life, where Dinah finds out that his switch caused him to turn off, after this you will get the Funky Phil and the Dinah stickers.
+[[File:Funky_phil.jpeg|thumb]]'''Funky Phil''' be a [[toy]] up in ''[[Chibi-Robo! Plug Into Adventure!]]'' yo. Dude be a gangbangin' flower dat likes ta dance. [[Dinah]] is up in ludd wit his muthafuckin ass. When you first hook up his ass he is trapped up in tha blindz up in tha bedroom. Chibi-Robo must free his ass where you git ta peep his crazy-ass moves fo' realz. A seed falls from Funky Phil dat Chibi-Robo has plant tha seed up in a garden box up in tha bedroom fo' realz. Afta you plant it n' squirt it wit Funky Sweat, three Phillies appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once you give dem ta Phil, they call his ass they daddy which da ruffneck don't believe he is (even though he is), they become pissed off fo' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short moment until Phil holla'd da thug will teach dem ta dance, they become buckwild n' call his ass they daddy again, dis is when Phil will ask fo' tha Drake Redcrest wax. Once you give it ta him, he n' his fuckin lil pimps will perform fo' realz. Afta they is done, da ruffneck drops another seed, go plant it again n' again n' again n' three mo' Phillez will appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. One of dem is different from tha others n' is called Freaky Phil. Lata afta Mrs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sanderson locks her muthafuckin ass, Freaky Phil starts ridin' dirty alone, dis is where you do tha Drake Redcrest pose, da thug will go off n' do tha pose up in front of Funky Phil yo, but da ruffneck don't move n' appears ta be dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dinah n' tha Phillies try ta git Phil ta move yo, but not a god damn thang works fo' realz. Afta you give all blocks ta Dinah, her big-ass booty starts a memorial fo' Phil, come back tha next day, where a gangbangin' funeral fo' Phil is hosted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Freaky Phil gives flowers ta Funky Phil where da perved-out muthafucka suddenly comes back ta game, where Dinah findz up dat his switch caused his ass ta turn off, afta dis yo big-ass booty is ghon git tha Funky Phil n' tha Dinah stickers.
-== Personality ==
+== Personalitizzle ==
-Funky Phil is an optimistic character, often on the happy side of things. He loves to dance, and will do so to achieve a career. He always practices, showing that he clearly desires his dream. Sometimes, he may act confused and not know what to say at times. He cares for the Phillies, and wants them to pursue the dancing dream too.
+Funky Phil be a optimistic character, often on tha aiiight side of thangs yo. Dude loves ta dance, n' will do so ta big up a cold-ass lil game n' shiznit yo. Dude always practices, showin dat his schmoooove ass clearly desires his fuckin lil' dream. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, he may act trippin n' not know what tha fuck ta say at times yo. Dude cares fo' tha Phillies, n' wants dem ta pursue tha ridin' dirty trip like a muthafucka.
 == Physical Description ==
-Funky Phil resembles a flower, his colors are pink, blue, and yellow.
+Funky Phil resemblez a gangbangin' flower, his wild lil' flavas is pink, blue, n' yellow.
 == Trivia ==
-* Funky Phil, [[Mort]] and [[Princess Pitts]] are the only toys to have children.
+* Funky Phil, [[Mort]] n' [[Supa-Hoe Pizzles]] is tha only toys ta have lil' thugs.
-* Funky Phil can hop to get around, due to his lack of legs.
+* Funky Phil can hop ta git around, cuz of his fuckin lack of legs.
-* Despite being male he somehow can produce seeds, it could be possible that his kind is asexual due to him and his kids being possibly all male.
+* Despite bein thug da perved-out muthafucka somehow can produce seeds, it could be possible dat his kind be asexuizzle cuz of his ass n' his fuckin lil playas bein possibly all male.
-* Telly and Funky Phil both share an interest in music, and are even shown to have done a concert together.
+* Telly n' Funky Phil both share a interest up in beatz, n' is even shown ta have done a gangbang together.
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