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-There are four aliens in [[Chibi-Robo!]]. They are aesthetically similar to [[Chibi-Robo]] except they are shaded blue, shinier, rounder (on the edges), and have red glowing eyes. Right before they are levitated back into their UFO at the end of story mode (when Giga-Robo and Chibi-Robo get infinite power for their batteries), they seem to morph into black octopus/spider-looking aliens--possibly their true forms. It is unknown what planet they are from. They are known to create time machines and balls of light that can make any wish come true. Their extremely quiet voices can only be understood with an [[Alien Ear Chip]].
+There is four aliens up in [[Chibi-Robo!]]. They is aesthetically similar to [[Chibi-Robo]] except they is shaded blue, shinier, rounder (on tha edges), n' have red glowin eyes. Right before they is levitated back tha fuck into they UFO all up in tha end of rap mode (when Giga-Robo n' Chibi-Robo git infinite juice fo' they batteries), they seem ta morph tha fuck into black octopus/spider-lookin aliens--possibly they legit forms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Well shiiiit, it is unknown what tha fuck hood they is from. They is known ta create time machines n' ballz of light dat can make any wish come true. Their mad on tha down-low voices can only be understood wit a [[Alien Ear Chip]].
-Aliens' constant complaints regarding Earth's air quality and longing for their home planet did not appear to translate to any specific task for Chibo-Robo. Aliens have a tendency to overheat (reacting to the bad air?) and need to be cooled down by the appropriate amount of water. Although at one time this heating problem seemed to be fixed by [[Drake Redcrest]]'s blizzard attack, aliens will return to their previous/original state in continuing gameplay.
+Aliens' constant disses regardin Earthz air qualitizzle n' longin fo' they home hood did not step tha fuck up ta translate ta any specific task fo' Chibo-Robo fo' realz. Aliens gotz a tendency ta overheat (reactin ta tha shitty air?) n' need ta be cooled down by tha appropriate amount of gin n juice n' shiznit fo' realz. Although at one time dis heatin problem seemed ta be fixed by [[Drake Redcrest]]z blizzard attack, aliens will return ta they previous/original gangsta state up in continuin gameplay.
-Everything in the UFO appears to be operated by using [[Chibi-Blaster]] (often a charged up shot is required).
+Everythang up in tha UFO appears ta be operated by rockin [[Chibi-Blaster]] (often a cold-ass lil charged up blasted is required).
 ==Titan==
-Titan is the medium sized Alien of the bunch. He/She/They are the alien emissary, the leader. Not much else is known about this particular alien.
+Titan is tha medium sized Alien of tha bunch yo. He/She/They is tha alien emissary, tha leader n' shit. Not much else is known bout dis particular alien.
 ==Io==
-Io is the largest Alien of the bunch. Not much is known about this particular alien.
+Io is tha phattest Alien of tha bunch. Not much is known bout dis particular alien.
 ==Ganymede==
-Ganymede is the tallest and thinnest alien of the bunch. Not much is known about this particular alien.
+Ganymede is tha tallest n' thinnest alien of tha bunch. Not much is known bout dis particular alien.
 ==Little Bang==
-Little Bang is the smallest alien of the bunch. Not much is known about the particular alien.
+Little Bang is tha smallest alien of tha bunch. Not much is known bout tha particular alien.
-== Trivia and Goofs ==
+== Trivia n' Goofs ==
-*"Titan" is one of Saturn's moons.
+*"Titan" is one of Saturnz moons.
-*"Io" and "Ganamede" are two of Jupiter's "Galilean" moons.
+*"Io" n' "Ganamede" is two of Jupiterz "Galilean" moons.
-*"Little Bang" is a pun on the Big Bang Theory of the Universe's creation. Since he is the smallest alien, he was named "Little Bang.
+*"Little Bang" be a pun on tha Big Bang Theory of tha Universez creation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since he is tha smallest alien, da thug was named "Little Bang.
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