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| All Y'all likes ta make these typez of suicizzle memes yo, but I believe Da Bee Porno jokes is truly one of a kind.
| | A '''Smogglob''' is a giant [[Smogling]] with a more jagged mouth. If it simply touches a [[Flower]], the flower will become a [[Black Flower]]. It also has a gas attack that changes Flowers into [[Miasmo Flower]]s. After finishing the game, Smogglobs will turn pink, and will turn all walked-on and breathed-on flowers into rainbow flowers instead. They spawn by falling from the sky. |
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| "B-Barry-kun," Vanessa stuttered, "I... I have suttin' ta rap , biatch..."
| | '''How to Defeat One[[File:IMG_20170326_152338_654.jpg|thumb|A Smogglob among several Smoglings.]]''' |
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| Barry felt his fuckin length begin ta harden.
| | You can't run over Smogglobs with an [[Old Bike]] , a [[New Bike]] , or a [[Canoe]] . If you hit a Smogglob with a [[Cart]] or Chassy, it will fall back. You must then use the squirter to fill it with water, and eventually it will explode and release lots of water. Sergent Smoggolor releases three Smogglobs when he uses a SUPERELITEZPOW attack. |
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| "What tha fuck iz it, Vanessa?"
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| Bitch shuddered, crossin her arms up in a taut pretzel, n' inhaled deeply.
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| "I be tha fuck into bee-stiality."
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| Barry couldn't repress his fuckin lust any longer; his 122-dizzle gamespan was far too short fo' his ass not ta act on his thugged-out lil' primal urges. Whippin up his wild lil' fuckin engorged "stinger," tha honeybee fuckin started ta drool over Vanessaz form, now bee-in stripped of its pesky threadz by her own free will yo. Dude viciously entas her shitter; her nipplez begin ta become stiff.
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| "Oh, Ken!"
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| A pause: absolute silence rang all up in tha room.
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| "What tha fuck did you just say, bee-tch?"
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| "B-B-Barry... I didn't mean it, I swear!"
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| ...But there was no stoppin his ass now, nahmeean, biatch? Drippin wit lust n' pre-cum, Barry squirms n' wigglez tha fuck into Vanessaz bee-hind like a insect ta a gangbangin' flower n' shit. Clenchin her body from tha pain, Vanessa hears a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass sharp, wincin snap permeate all up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Turnin round up in horror, Vanessa realized what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had done. Bug-goop dripped from her cavernous crapper.
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| Barry was still.
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| "I... I... I be sorry dawwwwg! I didn't mean to," a sniff, "Why, Barry, why, biatch? Why, biatch? I loved you, biatch... you was tha only one whoz ass cared fo' mah dirty ass... tha only one whoz ass didn't drank n' beat n' hurt mah dirty ass... Barry... Barry..."
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| Bitch sobs n' sobs over Barryz gameless corpse yo. His head remained intact yo, but his wild lil' fuckin entire lower section had been straight-up bee-headed.
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| Suddenly, a gangbangin' flash of light; wings fluttered softly. Da body fuckin started ta move once more.
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| Liftin his head up high, what tha fuck could be blood or semen or tears up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, Barry coughs n' gasps tha fuck into tha air...
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| "Howz dat fo' pollination?"
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| And he remained still once more.
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A Smogglob is a giant Smogling with a more jagged mouth. If it simply touches a Flower, the flower will become a Black Flower. It also has a gas attack that changes Flowers into Miasmo Flowers. After finishing the game, Smogglobs will turn pink, and will turn all walked-on and breathed-on flowers into rainbow flowers instead. They spawn by falling from the sky.
How to Defeat One
A Smogglob among several Smoglings.
You can't run over Smogglobs with an Old Bike , a New Bike , or a Canoe . If you hit a Smogglob with a Cart or Chassy, it will fall back. You must then use the squirter to fill it with water, and eventually it will explode and release lots of water. Sergent Smoggolor releases three Smogglobs when he uses a SUPERELITEZPOW attack.
